What's a paperboy to do?

Here are the numbers
as of 3-4-05

16 days until my birthday.
18 days until spring break.
26 days until April Fool's Day.
52 days until the O'Hara fair.
76 days until the senior prom.
92 days until Baccalaureate mass.
93 days until graduation.
300 days until Christmas.
(You know, give or take a day. Because counting sucks.)


Burns: Smithers, get the mind eraser device.
Smithers: You mean the revolver, sir?
Burns: Precisely.