HA!

[tortoisegirl]

I ate too much bread and now my tummy hurts.

Na na na na. Na na na na. Hey hey hey, goodbye.
(repeat as necessary)

I bought these neat psychedelic butterfly earring that I will wear to school tomorrow and they will totally mess with your mind, man. Beware the butterfly, for it is rarely caught and is a very dangerous animal. The only thing that can destroy it is the even more elusive invisible rock of Gibralter. Of course, if the rock were visible, people would take bits of it and soon it would chip away into nothing. It is better that it remain invisible to protect us from the army of drug-wielding butterflies. Execpt for the ones that will be in my ears tomorrow. Against them there is no defense. Resistance is futile. Surrender and become our slaves, mere mortals!


Fry: It's just like the story of the grasshopper and the octopus. All year long, the grasshopper kept burying acorns for the winter, while the octopus mooched off his girlfriend and watched TV. But then the winter came, and the grasshopper died, and the octopus ate all his acorns. And also he got a racecar. Is any of this getting through to you?

Comments

[the-duckay.livejournal.com]

Did you actually change your LJ colors or am I just imagining this...

[tortoisegirl.livejournal.com]

It's all in your mind... Your brain is creating these colors as a message that it is bored. It needs more stuff to imagine and stuff, so it's inventing colors that aren't there.
Or I just changed them.
Maybe I'll change them to new colors every day to freak you out. Then your brain will go crazy.

[celanduna.livejournal.com]

cara, you rock for quoting futurama!! gosh i miss that show.

help me, jebus!!