Treading trodden trails

I'm home from my tropical vacation. I probably won't go into about it in detail here because most of the people who read this journal were there with me. But I'll include some tidbits about the trip over the next few entries.

Here are some of our memorable quotes from the senior week in the Bahamas. Livia was a quoting machine.

"You are beautiful, in so many ways, for breakfast."
-Maureen, talking to me and the granola bars at the same time

"Ewwww...something just seaweeded me."
-Melanie

"This douchebag won't open."
-Livia

Livia: I smell like chlorine.
Maureen: You smell like porn?
Livia: Chlorine! Porn doesn't have a smell.

"It hurts where my boobs fold."
-Livia

"I'll pop your mom."
-Livia & Maureen (there was usually fist shaking with this too)

"Your face is a shriveled cucumber. Life is a shriveled cucumber."
-Livia

"Maureen's the penis monster. I'm the asthma monster."
-Livia

"I'll have the meatball marijua...marinara."
-Livia