Blacks and bays, dapples and greys

[tortoisegirl]

All the pretty little horses.

The new Harry Potter book is out now! I probably won't buy it for a while, but this is still exciting. It's the second to last book...what am I going to do when they're all done?

In a Past Life...

You Were: A Brave Philosopher. Where You Lived: New Zealand. How You Died: Suicide.

Who Were You In a Past Life?

You scored as Gryffindor. You have been sorted into Gryffindor! You're brave, loyal, and perhaps a little short tempered- if someone says or does something you don't like, you'll make sure they know- and everyone else too- regardless of the consequences. </td> Gryffindor 65% Hufflepuff 60% Ravenclaw 50% Slytherin 25% The Hogwarts Sorting Hat! created with QuizFarm.com

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Lo! Who is that, prowling across the terrain! It is Tortoisegirl, hands clutching a reflective halberd! And with a cruel roar, her voice cometh: "You in some shit now, muhfuh! I shall avenge my ancestors!!!"

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My LiveJournal Sitcom
Life With tortoisegirl (ABCFAM, 10:30): tortoisegirl (Jay Mohr) hypnotizes liver_fortunate (Jules Asner) but it doesn't work. The week after, the_duckay (Omar Epps) accidentally throws away orange_tabby (Dreyfus, Julia Loui)'s pillow. Later, quaddw (RuPaul) and acid_romantic (Jerry Orbach) go waterskiing. In the next town over, luminousblack (Louis Prima) plays chess against invisible_k8 (Cyndi Lauper), who doesn't know how. Later that day, wished4child (Lisa Kudrow) overhears celanduna (George Carlin) talking about Marxism. Crazy results follow.
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